Horticultural knowledge goes with inhibitions.
My loves, in general, include: good beer, good company, Indian food, fluffy animals, non-fluffy animals, cheese, trains, reading sometimes, horror flicks (the good, the bad, and the retardsome), getting lost in the woods with my pup, finding new music I like, math jokes, spreadsheets, Libertarians, playing video games with friends, flying kites, fishing, sitting in my hammock, and instigating Mensa quibbles.
The people I love tend to be excited about what they do. Nerds, geeks, dorks. People who read and understand the value of a good beer. They watch Mythbusters and Battlestar. They are not fashion models, football players, excessively angry lesbians, trophy wives, or cock fight aficionados. Introverts apply within.
If I like you, I will call you “cheezpuff,” “lady,” or “mate” or greet you with “take off your pants” (usually in jest). I have opinions on everything, and if you buy me a couple pints of something tasty, I will openly share them, then fight with you about them. I make an effort to be grammatically correct, and have an affinity for people who know how to use a semi-colon.
Other than that, I’m completely boring. I embrace this.
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Hi,
I just wanted to really thank you for the rating you gave my film on the Fantastic Fest website.
I don’t think many people liked it so much but I’m very glad you did.
Ta,
Jon
Comment by Jon September 26, 2007 @ 3:57 amHave my children? See you when you get back home.
Comment by Daemian January 19, 2008 @ 2:46 pmHey lady,
Just found your blog. Wanted to say hi. Not the same at work without you. Peace out homey.
In Snark we trust,
Your mom.
Comment by Your Mom January 26, 2008 @ 12:17 pmYou are seriously funny. Thanks for making an old fart laugh.
Comment by John February 25, 2008 @ 1:28 am